But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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