I think my vagina is haunted
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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