Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is her dick bigger than yours?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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