can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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