I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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