Are we in a gay sports bar?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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