butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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