i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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