i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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