You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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