the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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