After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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