I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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