i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Randomize
