Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
