I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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