i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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