Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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