I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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