Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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