its not stalking. its research.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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