Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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