I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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