you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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