Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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