I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize