I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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