About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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