dude i'm inner monologue high
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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