My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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