Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
