This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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