I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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