who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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