btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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