Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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