She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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