And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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