his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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