I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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