The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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