love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
