I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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