so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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