If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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