Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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