Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize