no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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