Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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