what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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