Do you still have your period?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We got so high we made milksteak
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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