can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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