Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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