i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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