we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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