I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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