I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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