Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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