Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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