so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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